Saturday, March 14, 2009

Rant number 2

Why do people in movies chew on bread like its a hard piece of rubber that requires 40 up and down chewing motions before swallowing? Not to mention the bite size. It has always made me feel like a glutton.

Midnight chocolate cake sessions are fun though.

However, depressingly flaccid cellulite ridden body parts aren't.

Buuuuuuuuut, cake dripping chocolate sauce wins.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Im growing to like the idiot label.

:)

K

dagalti said...

//Why do people in movies chew on bread like its a hard piece of rubber that requires 40 up and down chewing motions before swallowing?//

40 eh ? Even The Great Masticator prescribed only 32

My take "intelligent epicurean" is good but quickly gobbling a chocolate cake is better